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So around late December last year, I randomly got in the mood to rewatch Ben 10 (the classic one) and since then I've been having a fun time! I remember watching it as a little girl and I thought it was cool!
But now I'm a sick, perverted, twisted woman who thinks it's cool AND is obsessed with the aliens. I've been seeing a few people on YT making silly smash or pass videos ranking which aliens they would smash/pass on and thought they were funny. So now, of course, I'll be making my own silly rankings based around the aliens.
(Note: This will only be focusing on the aliens of the classic series that I've seen until now (a few episodes into season 2). This includes the classic 10 + Cannonbolt.)
Now let's get started!
He's a fun goofy, nice guy! And his muscles are huge! And he's tall! He looks like he would give good cuddles and bearhugs for sure. And he could carry me bridal style and give me piggyback rides! A lovely man! Very handsome and sweet!
Omg, I remember that he was my favourite as a kid along with Diamondhead! He has a fun, laid-back, confident "surfer dude" vibe to him. He definitely smokes weed too, I just know it. Has a clear stoner vibe to him. I've never done weed as of now, but I would totally smoke it with him if I was ever given the chance. And he has such big, warm yaoi hands! I would love to hold them. He would be so pleasant and cozy to hug too. He's very hot (literally and figuratively)!
Another one of my favs as a kid! He's so mature and confident! And buff too! I love him and his deep, suave voice. I think it's very sexy. His design reminds me of Zapo from Nitrome's Fault Line and Bulkhead from Transformers Prime. I think it's because their faces look kind of similar. Diamondhead looks like a nice, quiet guy that I would like to sit down and have a pleasant chat with over coffee.
This was the alien that made me want to rewatch the series again. I saw a tweet talking about how cool his character design was and immediately, as soon as I looked at him, I thought he was hot. He's just so cunty! I normally find myself gravitating towards buff/fat characters, but I'm enamoured by this twink. I love his queer, androgynous appearance and the sultry, raspy voice he has! I find myself rewinding clips of him talking just to listen to him again and again. He has a charming, bitchy and arrogant vibe to him, but he also has a mature, confident, sensual elegance too. He's very sexy and I would love to tie him up and spit in his mouth.
Look, he's a cool alien and he seems like a nice guy, but he's not very hygenic! He's very smelly and that is a big turn off for me (usually). Maybe we could just be friends? And he could fly me around so I won't have to deal with traffic.
He's a stinky beast who doesn't shower. But if he was willing to brush his teeth, bathe and learn good manners, I would consider. He looks very fuzzy and cuddly though!
He's a silly, wacky blob man! It's adorable! He could upgrade any device to make it better, so perhaps he could upgrade your vibrators or something. Of maybe I would ask him to fix my computers, or grant me free access to Netflix and HBO Max for free? Or maybe we could code together and he could help me out with developing my website?
I see everyone passing on Grey Matter because he's "too small" and I think it's a bad move imo. He's super smart, which means he would be very educated on the human body, which also means that he would know exactly what to do and what to stimulate in order to give you the best, wildest orgasms. Plus, conversations with him would be super fascinating too. He would know a lot about cars probably, so maybe he would educate me about cars so I could figure out wtf "shifting a clutch" is.
The moody bad boy of the gang! He's so fascinating and mysterious to me! His methods of fighting are more evil and cruel than heroic in comparsion to the other aliens, which really sets him apart from the rest. But I like to think that he has a soft, sweet, romantic side to him that he keeps hidden under his cold, gothic exterior. I'm sure he likes long walks on the beach and watching romcoms and chick flicks with the girlies. Also, the tentacles? Hell Yes.
The most underrated member of the gang for sure. Despite being a fish man, I'm sure that he's very hygenic and clean. Probably uses AXE or Old Spice. Or Irish Spring. He seems like a very humble, sweet and down-to-earth guy who tries his best. I like his big, silly face with his big eyes and big, silly teeth! Also I bet that he's the only person in the squad with a legit driver's license and is actually qualified to drive the Rust Bucket (or any car, really). Also, he'd definitely be into old horror movies! Would he know about "Cannibal Holocaust" and "Tetsuo the Iron Man"?
He reminds me of Butterbean from the first Jackass movie. He's normally very sweet and gentle, but can AND will absolutely MURDER you if he needs to. I love the genuinely scary and badass one-liners he makes while fighting. It's scary, but also very appealling too! Outside of battle, he's just a cuddly, big marshmellow and he's so, so cute! I love him!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's it for this post! If I'm up to it, I might do a sequel to this with another batch of aliens! Bye for now!